Thursday, August 22, 2013

"Bye By-Elections" Yeh Election Tha 13


noon, Ju-noon, QAnoon or AFTERnoon I don't know if there's anything in this country which doesn't have a " noon" From our PM Saab to Dakhla Saab to the General Saab to Khan Saab to Janab e BlueArea champ Sikandar Saab  and the ASP ISB Rizwan Saab, everyone has a noon That's another question that it's after-noon, or before noon, but whatever the case is, it seems having a noon, is essential in this country... From Election and Commission to Intekhaabaat to Intekhaabi Nishaan to Polling to Nataayej to Dhaandhli again everything has noon, That's wonderful, isn't it??? ;)

So let's admit that noon, is the most used letter of urdu alphabets in our national politics the only words Army or Military doesn't have a " noon" in it... And I think that's the reason Army has decided not to interfere (openly) in the political process anymore ;) however still there are some political forces, those who see Army's role in the political process...

During the By-Election campaign we witnessed some fiery hot speeches from Khan Saab and Maulana Saab... Khan Saab's campaign was very well planned as usual.. Right one day before the By-Elections he released the white paper... I heard its a 2000+ paged document, if he would have named it "White Book" instead of white paper there were chances of being best bookseller of the year... The launch presser of the "White Book" by Khan Saab was also very impressive and the timing was amazing... And the after party of the launch on Geo News with Hamid Mir was also really very well executed... However nothing could make any difference and we saw some major upsets especially in Peshawar and Khan Saab's hometown Mianwaali...

I'm really depressed because I won't be able to go to Teen Talwaar with my friends to spend some quality time with some quality people... I won't be able to have a dharna picnic this time right after the election results because Khan Saab won't be able to put rigging allegations on MQM because in the By-Elections MQM hasn't beaten them, in fact ANP took charge of PTI this time so my quality dharna scene is screwed completely just because of ANP's interference...

Or may be Khan Saab would come up with some new idea like the armymen deployed in the polling booths were MQM's workers or they were actually putting thappas on the ballot papers or he would probably say that all the MQM workers went to Peshawar to cast their votes against his party and my dharna scene in KHI gets ON... I wish!!!

Jo bhi tha this election fever was amazing and the major part was played by Khan Saab and company... What an entertaining team they are!!!

All is well what ends well.. I would like to thanks all the cast and crew of Election 13 because "yeh election tha 13"..

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