Wednesday, August 7, 2013

"The National Zero" (Full Time Non-Political)


Like every other nation we also have our national anthem, national game, national bird, national flower etc etc... But I have never heard of a "National Digit"... May be there's one but I have no clue about it and even if there's already one I would request the authorities to please change it on my request as I have a standing in the country with 500+ FB friends and 200+ twitter followers... I know as a matter of fact that having fan following over social media strengthen the belief of an individual (not a common one a "General" one) to that extend that he decides to come back to his country after 5 years of self exile knowing he could be tried in various cases (including some Article Sex) but the power of social media brought him back.... Okay, does it mean that our social media is more powerful, stronger & well connected than Interpol??? I hope you got me!!! :) 

Anyways as mentioned above it's a full time non political write up & I promise any political personality or event will not be discussed today... So! What should be our National Digit??? I would suggest it should be a "Zero"... Why Zero??? That's the biggest question... Of course because Zero is the most powerful digit, the only problem is to know the right placement of a Zero... And whoever knows the right placement of a Zero is the King... No no not King Khan the real King!!! And trust me by King Khan I didn't mean Imran Khan I meant the other one the Bollywood one... By the way I can bet if Mr. Imran Khan would have gone to Bollywood after retiring his Cricket Career instead of taking part in the practical politics of the country, he must be more successful than how he is at the moment but you know I believe putting a Zero at the right place is an art and Imran Khan used to be a cricketer not an artist and a cricketer can only be a politician in this country.. Mr. Prime Minister is the biggest example for us and for the rest of the cricketers out there playing night cricket during the Holy Month of Ramzan... 

Not only night cricket, night football matches are also being held in Ramzan, especially in a particular area of KHI called Liyari... Last night I couldn't complete my blog after getting the shocking news of a bomb attack on a PPP MPA Javed Nagori during a night football match... Bomb attacks occur in our surroundings every other day but There was something unusual about this incident which dragged me into a deep thought... I think the kids got killed in the incident were the Centre of attention of my thoughts and the other question which was popping up in my head was how come the main target hasn't got even a scratch on his body... The attack was planned and executed very professionally but I'm sure the attackers were not professionals or may be they were instructed not to kill the main man... Anyways whatever the objective was I'm sure it was achieved and the message delivered and taken by both the parties.. 

However lets not deviate from the subject line, so I'm sure we are the best people to deal with the "Zeros" it's been more than six decades and we have been placing the Zeros here, there and everywhere, sometime it works but most of the times it doesn't.. We are surrounded by Zeros.. Almost all kind of Zeros we have got and the best part is for them we are the Zeros... Now the point is which Zero has more value??? Of course the one which has got the right placement and I know they have got the right placement & that's the reason they are more valuable than us... And yes only they know the right use of a Zero no matter who they are, a politician, a bureaucrat, a journalist, a cricketer, an army man, a judge or whatever... Now you decide who should be our "National Zero"... 

Disclaimer: The writer is fully & completely politically biased towards the political system and political people...

Twitter: Khan_Arsalan

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