From Kaafir e Azam to Shaheed e Drone
Neighbouring Bollywood celebrated the 100th birthday of their industry, wow what a nation they are, must have produced creative and skilled people like writers, directors, filmmakers, musicians, lyricists, actors, actresses and what not and what not... Oops sorry I'm praising a Hindu country's non-Islamic industry means for doing this I can be declared a Kaafir plus a RAW agent plus an Indianized writer (a newly introduced term) etc etc etc... Anyways so we were talking about how creative our next door neighbour is..... No don't underestimate ourselves, don't get into any kind of negativity and stop feeling like a complexed looser... We are more in fact much more creative than them... Trust me!!! Ok you won't???? You want me to make a point out of this whole argument??? Alright let's go to the flashback, come on!!! But before taking you back to your in fact our past let me tell you something really important and my whole argument of being more creative and innovative than anyone in this world will revolve around this and the thing is that people in this world produce ideas, stories, books, dramas, films and to produce all this they produce people and on the other hand we identify people individually or in the form of a group, write their stories from the beginning to the end, create a drama out of the whole story, film them and then title them... I know it's quite filmy way to make a point, I'm sorry I'm helpless, being a story writer and a filmmaker in making I have this problem, for me everything is quite filmy so let me explain you what I just meant to write...
Scene 1.
1941
Characters: All India Muslim League, Congress, Jamat e Islami, Majlis-e-Ahrar, Jamiat Ulema-e-Hind
Screenplay: All India Muslim League the construction company who constructed this country for us led by Mr. Jinnah............... No no not like that not scene by scene dialogue by dialogue... If we go frame by frame like this I'll end up writing a book not a blog so lets just recall events occurred since this country came into being in fact way before that... One more point you need to note here that Indian Film Industry came into being in 1913 and our creative and innovative skills were discovered in 1941 for the 1st time so we are decades younger than the neighbour in creating stories and producing innovative stuff... ;)
So once upon a time back in 1941 there was a man known as Maulana Abul A'la Maududi, (I hope I haven't made any spelling or punctuational mistakes while writing his name, otherwise I still have not forgotten Salman Taseer, Aasia Bibi and the Christian Teen Rimsha Masih) I hope the editor edits these lines and not let them through else I know if these lines hit any of the Maududi follower's balls oh I meant eyeballs & I will have to go through the consequences then... By the way the situation is drastically changed and now these kinds of lines don't only hurt Maududi followers but another party's workers & supporters too... I'm sorry by writing "Party" Here I didn't mean what you just interpreted.. Party means a political party, its a different story altogether that when that party's chief visited Britain during Ramzan ul Mubarak this year for some fund raiser or to meet Prince Charles we witnessed his photos having vine glass in his hands which was filled with some transparent liquid, may be water but I'm sure with none of any prohibited drinks because that guy (whose name I can't even write here because I'm not a writer of that caliber who can even think about writing the name of a great leader like him) heads a "Rightist Fundamental Revolutionary kind of a Political Party"... However will discuss the connection of these two parties some other time let's stick to the topic so in 1941 when the Pakistan movement was on peak and Mr. Jinnah & his All India Muslim League was busy struggling day and night to fetch a country, a group suddenly got formed in the leadership of Maulana Abul A'la Maududi and that group was named as Jamat e Islami... Jamat e Islami at that time was having serious differences with Mr. Jinnah & co. I won't get into those details that what were the differences because I don't want to bore you and want this article to ne as entertaining as it should be... So the entertaining fact is that for the 1st time Maududi came up with his brilliant creative skills and he introduced a new fashion to the world of declaring Muslims either "non-Muslims, Kaafir or the Great Infidel" so to weaken Jinnah's effort to get a separate country the muslims outside AIML and supporters of three major religious groups Majlis-e-Ahrar, Jamiat Ulema-e-Hind and Jamat e Islami started calling Mr. Jinnah "Kaafir e Azam or the Great Infidel"... On the other hand AIML was actually representing or supported by all Shias, Sunnis, Ahmedi's Christians etc etc and this is one of the reasons why these three groups were upto AIML on the contrary the two groups Majlis e Ahrar and Jamiat e Ulema e Hind was backed by Congress and the anti Pakistan Muslims and the alliance of these three groups never wanted Pakistan to be created the way it happened, so Mr. Maududi initiated this tradition of declaring their political opponents Kaafirs or whatever they want and in that political tug of war he and his Jamat e Islami even didn't spare Quaid e Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah the founder of world's 1st Islamic State which came into being in the name of Islam based on Iqbal's two nation theory, the worst part was that to settle their personal political scores with Jinnah Jamat e Islami went to the extend to get help from Congress and of course declared a man Kaafir e Azam through a campaign backed and funded by the Congress... No wonder only Jamat e Islami and their allies could do that... So this trend started from there and it's still an on going process I still see a political party's supporters tweeting about trending I'm sure there must be some serious connection between these two parties one initiated a trend in 1941 and the other one is keeping the trend alive by carrying the trend forward on twitter as well in real life...
So the creativity & innovation which began long ago was carried forward by the 2nd and 3rd generations of Maududi followers.. Jamat e Islami must have decided in the very beginning that they will never disappoint and let down their ancestors and the mission Maulana Abul A'la Maududi started will be followed and accomplished, the true followers of Maududi must have committed to themselves that being the next generation they will keep identifying the true followers of Mr. Jinnah, write their stories from the beginning to the end, create a drama out of the whole story, film them and then title them... Title them as Kaafir, Blasphemer, RAW, KGB, Mossad and CIA agents no matter that true follower of Jinnah is named Benazir Bhutto, Altaf Hussain, Salman Taseer, Shahbaz Bhatti, Najam Sethi, Sana Bucha, Marvi Sirmed, You or me.... The list of these agents these Kaafirs are too long to be fit in here...
I'm sure Maulana Abul A'la Maududi wherever he is must be looking at us, smiling from there and teasing Jinnah that see my followers are still after yours, the trend I started my followers and their allies are still following it, one of them sitting on TV screaming day and night declaring some people CIA & RAW agents and look at rest if my followers and their allies they are trending the trend I started from you Mr. Jinnah and the trends is touching the heights... Look at my other followers Mr. Jinnah, they are speaking my heart out and declaring "Shaheed e Drone" one of the murderer, killer of your 50,000 followers and my other followers and their allies are again trending this and the level of this trend is way beyond you can even think Mr. Jinnah...
You thought you conquered this battle and defeated me in 1947... No, no way!!!
Disclaimer: All the characters, events appearing in this Blog are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
(Means please don't shoot me if you find me anywhere) ;)
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